IoK Recap Session 2 - Bacon with porridge.
You can add a little syrup to it to make it taste better, but we don’t
have any syrup left. Butter goes well
too, but Eland won’t give us any butter.
We have plenty of dark ale, which several of the crew had begun pouring
into their breakfast. Would seem that
was more about being too drunk to taste the salt as opposed to enhancing the
flavor. Either way, breakfast today
would be bacon and porridge.
“Did you hear? They were
attacked by ogres yesterday!” Fardel was
grinning ear to ear with his bit of gossip.
Nothing made him happier than being first with a good story.
“They weren’t attacked by ogres… get your story straight. They attacked an ogre… one ogre, and his dog.” Hardal, Fardel’s uncle, was always harsh on
his nephew. Seemed he had good reason
though; Fardel’s mouth had spread the wrong details of a story too many times,
and he was missing several teeth to prove it.
Seemed those gaps in his smile just helped the young dwarf get the story
out faster, but with a slight whistle.
“That’s it… they attacked the ogre. And then the giant’s warhound came sneaking
around the side of the trees. Those ogre
hounds are smart. Smarter than glass
cats. The Flatlanders call them ‘Rohwolves’
and they perform rituals to keep them off the plains. This one time…”
“Now stop that now, you’re just making stuff up!” Hardal was red in the face at this
point. He looked like a bearded pomegranate
with eyes.
“Now it’s true, I swear.
The scouts had stumbled upon the ogre’s camp while hunting a boar. While the marsh druid and the flatlander were
cleaning the boar, the merchant guard and the hobok were checking out the area
and found a campfire. While they were
examining the fire pit, Amon… no Armin… the darian… he saw the ogre hiding in
the bushes and…”
“The ogre was hiding in the bushes… Since when do ogres
hide?”
“This one did… just shut up for a minute and let me tell the
damn story.”
Fardel’s moment of frustration seemed to have caught the
older dwarf off guard. Hardel sat down
on one of the logs and shut his mouth.
Face still a red beacon of indignation, but at least he seemed more
interested in the tale than Fardel’s manners.
“So… the ogre WAS HIDING IN THE BUSHES, and he had a rock in
his hand. Armin saw the rock and quickly
tumbled back away from the ogre.
Midleap, he let loose with three arrows from his bow. Two of them pierced the ogre’s ears while the
third knocked the stone from the ogre’s hand.”
A grunt of disdain came from Hardal’s direction, but this
didn’t slow Fardel’s animated version of the story.
“This made the ogre angry and he cried out for his rohwolf
to attack. The cry was heard by the
others and the whole party came charging through the forest. Just in time too because the ogre, while
throwing more stones with one hand, was gripping the trunk of an ancient oak in
his other, ready to smash any who approached him”
By this time, several of the other miners had made their way
to the table. Fardel had a reputation
for ‘thespianism’ and there was no reason to miss out on a good yarn. Ale mugs in hand, the crew settled in to the
left and right of Hardal, giving him a little nudge as they all understood how
large the grain of salt must be for this story.
“So then crept in the hynid.
Like a spider, he silently swung from the tree branches, seeking to
steal the ogre’s liver with but a flick of his blade. Before he could position himself, the rohwolf
had snuck around to flank Armin and the hobok.
He held himself so still that even his scent didn’t waft down from the trees,
slowly fanning the wind up and away from the wolf with his tail.”
“Do hynids have tails?” one of the miners whispered to his
companion. “I don’t know, we’ll have to
ask Skinner when we’re done here”
“As the hobok raised his bow to the ogre, the rohwolf
attacked. Leaping from the shadows, it
got the jump on his. The hobok tumbled
as the dark creature tore into his boots.
Reaching for his axe, he swung wildly at the beast. His axe connected, but the rohwolf was smart
and had worn armor fashioned from the hundred hoboks it had eaten before, and how
it had a taste for both all manner of elf, even the hairy ones.”
“Wait… wait up… What does this have to do with elves?”
“Hobok… they are the last of the Darmic experiments to
create a super hunter. See, the hynid
were the first of the ‘created races’ in which the Darmic Maji attempted to
create a replacement servant to the Deltan elves, who had freed themselves
about 250 years prior during the Green Rebellion. The hynid are a kind of evolved fox with a
little Maji blood in them, but they were too smart and many escaped. The Darmic have a nasty habit of underestimating
us lesser races and it may have been foolish to infuse their own nature into an
animal. So then they created the
hynn. That would be the big one that calls
himself ‘Gar’. This time, they borrowed some
flatlander essence and mixed in some wolf, creating a beast of a creature that
they would then send against the Darians during the Flatland wars. The flatlanders did this voluntarily, so
there is a certain ancestral respect for the Hynn amongst their people. Too bad the Maji chose to use Flatlanders due
to their belief that they were an inferior race. But then the Deltan’s sided with the Darians
to put an end to the Darmic/Flatlander aggression, so the Maji created one last
beast of war. That was the hobok. Our scout’s name is Cranic, and he is the sum
collection of Darmic bio-weaponry. Part
elf, part wolf, and some dark nature that drives them to hunt any with elven
blood. The hobok, of all the created
races, is a killing machine. This was a
major gamble on the Darmic’s part, as this creature would just as happily
attack them as it would the Deltan. But
desperate times call for desperate measures, and so all three were sent against
the northern nations.”
… Fardel’s mouth closed as he watched several of the crew
clear a seat and make room for the senior Nine Hammers. His two sons stood behind him, waiting for
another log to be brought to the fire.
“But please, continue Fardel. My apologies for interrupting.”
Swallowing hard, Fardel seemed to have lost his tongue for a
moment. He glanced to his uncle, looking
for reassurance and permission.
“You heard him, Fardel.
What happened next?” The redness
was gone from Hardal’s face as he tried to lend courage to his nephew.
“Well… Cranik, the hobok, was on his back and the wolf had
him by the leg. That’s when the hynid…”
“His name is Ket, Fardel.”
The calm voice of Rolan Nine Hammers corrected him.
“Ket… Ket dropped from the trees and quickly pierced the wolf’s
armored flanks. The beast never knew
what hit him, and Cranik was able to recover and join the fight against the
ogre’s onslaught."
"You're missing a part, Fardel. Did you see what Colm Newmantle was attempting to do?"
Fardel paused and took in Nine Hammers' words. Perhaps he didn't catch this part of the story.
"As I recall it, the ogre is on one side of the stream while the entire scouting party is on the other. Six of them, armed and armored. They had just slaughtered a boar in the time it took for me to recount this narrative. So this ogre, who was hiding near his camp site, is now bloodied and staring down the wrath of a band of experienced warriors. What was he thinking attacking such a group?"
Rolan Nine Hammers kept Fardel's gaze, but his question was directed at all who were listening.
"I don't know what the ogre was thinking, sire." Fardel was quieter now. The thrill of being center of attention had soured. All that was left was the feeling of all eyes silently watching his uncertainty. He wanted to step away from the fire, but feared that Nine Hammers would disapprove. So he stood and understood now why his uncle had warned him of gossiping.
"Colm Newmantle had called for peace, and even risked his own safety to make his point. He stepped before the wounded ogre and in doing so proved his conviction that this battle had begun with little foresight. It's a shame that he had not gotten there before so many arrows had enraged the frightened giant. Before Cranic and Ket had near killed his companion. The srylian ZzyZzyk had recognized this as well, but he was too far away to make a difference. It seems the nature of society that the wise are away when the quick are at the front lines. In the ogre's rage, he was ready to strike down the one who would have called for peace. Many of us would have done the same in his position."
Rolan took a drink from the cup his older son handed him. Longest sip of ale I've ever witnessed, and probably the most intently watched by a band of enraptured miners.
"Continue Fardel. What happened next?"
"Well sire..." Fardel looked about desperately for his own ale. Catching on, his uncle passed him his mug. Fardel drank deeply, then steadied his voice.
"It was Gar's turn. He charged the ogre in an attempt to aid the acolyte. The ogre swung the tree... I mean his club, with both hands. Gar took the full brunt of the blow, falling to a knee with the weight of the swing, but then returned in full. As the ogre was pulling back for a finishing blow, Gar swung the axe up from the earth. Mud, stone, stick, and hide... none of it absorbed any of the hynn's fury as he delivered. The ogre's chest opened in a crimson blossom, and his club clattered to the forest floor. The giant fell."
The ale seemed to give Fardel just enough courage to finish the story, but no more. The miners cheered for the end and they all began to exchange their own take on stories that had been floating through the camp. Though Fardel was the best storytelling, his was not the only version of the tale.
Fardel sat down next to his uncle and the two finished their ale in silence. Rolan called for Eland and his sons. Words were said, but not words to be heard by the rest of the crew.
That night, Eland served fresh pork to everyone. It was accompanied by a heavy wine sauce, thick and red and sweet. Raspberries maybe.
Fardel ate in silence near his uncle. All the red long gone from his face.